So, how was this year in your household? Was it all as good as one might claim on social media? Packed with A-grades for the children and elaborate costume celebrations for the adults? Or perhaps it was a swamp of disappointment with only sporadic entertaining flotsam? Is any of this actually real, or are we all digitally altered AI slop beings with celebrity smiles?
I've assembled everyone together, ready or not, to discuss the most important thing in a calendar year: which video games we were obsessed with the most. Without further ado:
Pikmin
"Why can't you pick just one?"
"You can't expect my games column."
Meanwhile, on mobile, her go-to has been Cityscapes and "searching for adequate healthcare."
"Virtually?"
"In real life."
Overwatch
"I have no interest in games on my phone." He took umbrage that the question was posed. I respect that.
Resident Evil Biohazard
Her goal is to get into theatre school, but when she stepped away from the mic, she was immersed in Resident Evil. She also elaborated in great detail about her accomplishments on The Sims, where her avatar has a successful utopia with infinitely better healthcare than her big sister has in the real world.
Crash Bandicoot: It’s About Time
She began the year at sixty percent completion and ended it at eighty-two percent. She's in it for the long run not a sprint for her. On her phone: something called Woodle, where you have to extract pins.
Minecraft
Whenever I see my 21-year-old son playing Minecraft, I rib him like a cross between a relentless heckler. When he protests, I reply that I am behaving this way to toughen him up so he can mature and play games for grownups. This defines our Scottish father/son relationship.
Eldest Daughter on Just Dance 2024
It wasn't even close for this one. She is unstoppable. Even better than I was at Dancing Stage MegaMix in my prime.
Marvel Snap
Nothing came close to the hours I spent on this insanely well-crafted strategy wizard’s poker, with its regularly updated range of cards and game variations.
Marvel Snap
The worst thing about games that endlessly add to their range is you have a moment of clarity and realise it is all just an attempt to trap you with fear-of-missing-out driven microtransactions. So enjoyment soured halfway through the year and it was deleted.
Doom: The Dark Ages
Glorious reinvention of a legendary franchise. Immersive atmosphere from the start. I wish I could deal with my demons so effectively in real life.
Blue Prince
I'm unwilling to rush this beautiful, unique game and I just didn’t have the mental bandwidth to give it what it needed earlier this year. With relatives staying over the festive period, I aim to experience this in the wee small hours after family time.
Balatro
I know Balatro was 2024’s sleeper hit, but I was slow on the uptake. And it is exceptional. It just gets each element right. Its gameplay loop is a wonderful concept, but the abilities behind the different special cards are so creative it has become a game I could play constantly. Throw in the wittiness of the card design, and this is an absolute pinnacle of gaming. I dream of being stuck in a elevator for hours just so I have an opportunity but play it.
Outer Worlds 2
I received a bit of backlash when I wrote about how a technical issue in another game ruined the experience for me, but that other title is still a colossal gaming achievement in terms of art, sound, acting – which I valued even more after slogging through Outer Worlds 2. So thank you to the reader who took the time to send a message to say that my Outer Worlds 2 review was "missing the point". I present that as written, because I acknowledge the engagement, and she is obviously an astute judge of character.
Hollow Knight: Silksong
Sure. Give me a brutally difficult non-linear thing and leave me without guidance on what I am supposed to be doing, except "explore". What a joy. I understand that it is beautiful and is ideal if you are into the genre, but I cannot think of a gaming experience I am less interested in in my adulthood. I was around back when all games were like this, and I'm over it. It was okay when I was a kid, but so was many less comfortable things.
Debate between questionable alliances that sparked debate, and high launch costs. Both difficult to justify and unpleasant.
Clair Obscur, Despelote and Bananza would all be unique names bellowed from the garden at tea time.
Right Thumb Joint. Honestly. I don’t know if it’s because of button mashing or endless scrolling, but it aches like the mines of sulphur in the mornings now. I knew I should have got my thumbs protected back in the day.
Grand Theft Auto VI.
And it will come out in 2026, even if we have to make 2026 last until the heat death of the universe.
The Witcher 4.
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